Holy shit. They made a movie based on this game?

Mask arguments are just another flimsy excuse for people, who are already looking for confrontation, to justify their implacable rage. I’m sure these people get a stiffy just thinking about standing up to a minimum-wage worker and drawing their gun in righteous anger.

Mmm. Let’s talk about the clicks, though.

Examining the history of the USA? Sounds like something only a communist would do.

Every thing I’ve had from a Jollibee has been pretty lousy. Especially compared to the offerings of the seafood city/grill city next door. 

*Homes Depot

I always wished there was an option to miss the shot and accidentally kill a civilian on the other side of the citadel ring. That’s the kind of thing my shep would do. 

My parents do not and cannot cook, but my dad did give me one piece of culinary advice that was actually pretty good: add capers and water chestnuts to tuna salad.

*puts another check in the pro column*

damn

I guess the extremely rigorous screening process used to employ police officers failed this one time.

I don’t know anything about code, but assume the line of code is something like:

Seriously, what the actual fuck. Rice is not a vegetable. Barley is not vegetable. Corn is not a fucking vegetable. 

Broccoli is good, but not even close to the top. Eggplant? Artichoke? Bamboo shoots?? Soybean sprouts??? There are so many better options here, people. UGH. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, PEOPLE.

Duck parachute account detected.

I like to drink, like an ounce or so, of good pickle juice, kimchi juice, sauerkraut juice, etc. Usually once a day ... sometimes more.

Do you think biologists and zoologists refer to binturongs as “bints” when they’re among friends? I bet they do. 

I guess the only way out of this tailspin is to bring back Jared.

Well I wasn’t craving one before I saw this article. So that’s on you. 

This is great