JicagoChusticeExcession

6/15/21

I don’t know anything about code, but assume the line of code is something like:

6/15/21

Seriously, what the actual fuck. Rice is not a vegetable. Barley is not vegetable. Corn is not a fucking vegetable.

6/15/21

Broccoli is good, but not even close to the top. Eggplant? Artichoke? Bamboo shoots?? Soybean sprouts??? There are so many better options here, people. UGH. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, PEOPLE.

6/15/21

Duck parachute account detected.

6/15/21

I like to drink, like an ounce or so, of good pickle juice, kimchi juice, sauerkraut juice, etc. Usually once a day ... sometimes more.

6/15/21

Do you think biologists and zoologists refer to binturongs as “bints” when they’re among friends? I bet they do.

6/15/21

I guess the only way out of this tailspin is to bring back Jared.

6/15/21

Well I wasn’t craving one before I saw this article. So that’s on you.

6/15/21

This is great

6/15/21

6/14/21

I’m from [REDACTED] so we naturally have all these treats; but maybe we had different names for them? In my youth, when the Ice-cream Man used to come by, it always had our favorites ready in its hand-like things as we (the youths) approached. Do you guys remember these ones?

6/14/21

oh my fucking god

6/14/21

So NPCs will scream “fetcher!” at random intervals, volumes and locations? And I’ll often bump into objects that will get stuck on terrain, vibrate at an exponential rate and then launch at escape velocity ... oh my god. Is that how they launch spaceships in this universe?

6/11/21

I once drank a huge amount of hydrogen peroxide and then vomited blood for days. Just goes to show that my stomach was full of infected blood and the peroxide flushed it out.

6/11/21

They look like the world’s worst action figure collection.

6/10/21

Vinegar is probably one of humanity’s greatest inventions/discoveries of all time.

6/9/21

Youngsters may not know this, but back in the day, most people’s only mode of transportation was a typewriter, and in the winter months, you had to sleep with the ”motive ribbon” to keep it warm so it would start in the morning. The upside is that typewriter gas, which contained real cocaine back then, only cost 12…

6/9/21

I’m gonna type a big ol’ lol here. Lol.

6/7/21

I refuse to eat from any joint that isn’t carbon negative. By which I mean the complete antimatter annihilation of all carbon used in the manufacture and cooking process.

6/3/21

Another handy tip is, if you have a cicada allergy, you shouldn’t spend 17 years of your life buried in the earth.