I would rather kill all my fiends and relatives, and myself, than eat food from Chili’s.

Miguel Alcubierre’s House of Manifolds

lol, humans were never proud or noble.

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Japanese rhinoceros beetles, which are popular for kids to catch, are fucking enormous. Also plenty of other big ol crickets and beetles.

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How will the Twoops ever recover from this slight? Poor guys.

lol no

Yup. Chickens are vile beasts.

Renegade, but only so I get cool implant scars.

This also works with a Costco-sized bag of Whoppers and a gallon of vodka.

Ah. Well. I hope he and his wife shoot each other in the face.

Did you know that “flamin’ hot cheetos” is actually an abbreviation of “flaming hot cheetos”? That’s a little insider secret.

Aggressively.

Did you know that a male rooster is called a “joey” and a female rooster is called an “antigone”?

Oregoln should be smolked salmon.

Yes, good.

Fuck anyone who would eat at a place that can’t spell fillet. Filet would also be acceptable.

Mmmm surimi.

Yeah, it’s cicadas.