Poach them in high quality butter. Throw caution to the buttery wind. 

Welp, gonna go re-read some Best Restaurant in New York classics. 

Yeah, Annie’s is the shit. The shit, I tell you. I like the bunny shaped noodles. 

Still there. Last time I was there was about 5 years ago — wasn’t as great as I remembered, but worth it for the nostalgia kick.

Ah, yes but I’m lapsed. Super lapsed. I couldn’t be any more lapsed. 

The term “private parts” is one of the most cringe-inducing euphemism/dysphemisms on the planet. People who refer genitals as “private parts” are somehow worse even than people who say “acrosst”. But just barely.

My favorite easter treat is lamb. When I was growing up in Chicago my family would do a lamby feast at the Greek Islands around Easter. Now I just eat lamb kebabs alone in the dark. 

Soondubu, hiyayakko tofu, raw ground beef.

My mask has an airlock/decon chamber built in, so I actually can eat while masked-up. 

Your dog has nice, pointy paws.

Holy fuckin lol.

Hmm, seems like a stretch. I don’t think the Irish are particularly known for their pub culture.

I had this once before at a friend’s house but never knew what it was called. Now I know. It was delicious.

I drive a lot of shitty rentals and let me just say this: the Nissan Rogue is at least better than the Chevy Equinox. 

DISAPPOINTED JESUS IS LORD

Whoooaaa, unprovoked attack on gnuts. I won’t stand for it. Do you hear me? I. Shan’t. Stand. For. It.

Shut up, you sad cunt.

James Taylor

It’s “nduja”.

I’d rather not imagine or think about this piece of shit ever again, thanks.