Fuckin agreed

If Bungie really wants to lean into it, I’d spend thousands of dollars on a functional replica of the Monte Carlo chambered in 5.56. But noooooo, they’re a bunch of cowards!

I always assumed it was taken from some offhand Japanese translation and it just stuck. Sort of like the use of the “S” tier in rankings.

This is all just tremendously sad. 

Ah, but what if I want to take my corn from phenomenal to frozen? What then, I ask. What then?

Just because it should always be said, any time anti-abortion bullshit comes up; the “““““pro-life””””” stance has nothing, nothing to do with compassion or empathy or “respect for life”. It is, and has always been, about controlling and punishing women.

They should add in a Uyghur fighter who trained with Tibetan monks. 

Gene Wolfe Presents: The Book of the New Sun Presents: Alzab-Os! 

Judging by the stunning number of empty cans and bottles outside of every corner store, I’m guessing: a large number of people.

I loved Odyssey. I loved every single thing about it. I think a big part of that is how compelling that era of Greek history is, and how much we know about it, relatively. AC Valhalla is set in an essentially post-apocalyptic era. And it is super cool to see the artists’ renditions of extant Roman ruins and how…

Quick history lesson: ancient Egyptians referred to beer as “b’eer” which translates to “the hideous pap”.

I simply will not eat there until they change their name to “Dunking Doughnuts” and I will not eat Krispy Kreme until they change their name to “Crispy Cream”.

So, you’re going to want to hold it firmly by the tail. And then swing it around your head in a circular motion, as hard as you can, for about 15 minutes, until the centrifugal force kills it. You’ll know it’s ready to cook when viscera is streaming out it’s exoskeleton and splattering the walls.

What channel does twitch come on? Is it UHF or VHF? My television doesn’t get UHF.

I could eat infinite pickled okra. I have to buy like 5 jars at a time because they go so quickly. 

I sit on it for a week and wait for it to hatch a pizza chick, which I rotisserie and devour. 

I’ll be making chicken katsu curry for myself, because it is my favorite comfort food, and I’m stuck at home due the pandemic and an ice storm. If the power goes out, I’ll probably just kill myself asap. 

I’m not a Chocolate Scientist, but if I had to guess, I’d say “milk chocolate” got a bad reputation by being terrible and gross. 

They deserve to die. (And thus be alone forever).

Any time someone mentions tom yum, I get a profound craving for tom yum. Sometimes I’m sitting at home in the dark, thinking about life, and suddenly tom yum pops into my head. And I think to myself: “I’m going to make tom yum today.”