Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

Panthers are trying to stay ahead of the NCAA so Newton was suspended one series for impermissible benefits.

To be fair, the interception was definitely not Anderson’s fault

You forgot rail lines, which is what this oil will be shipped over instead.

Activism works? Seriously, this was smaller than small potatoes, and Trump will just undo it if he wants. He hasn’t even been sworn in yet. Watch how effective activism is during the first Senate hearings for the next Supreme Court justice. Activism won’t mean shit.

Smart kid, knows the safe bet and when to play it

Again, if you’re recommending golf, or implying people have access to League Pass or Bein so they can watch fucking Pelicans or Fiorentina, get your fucking priorities fixed and mention the NHL. LA/Montreal, Nashville/Philly, Edmonton/Minny all good matchups, all in a row. There.

“If I fire him he plans to tell everyone that my hair isn’t real!”

Clearly Kroenke kept at least one souvenir pelt though.

The same crowd that just elected Donald Trump? Because I feel like that’s an important point.

I don’t see how being cheap ass motherfuckers and playing in one of the glitziest cities in America can possibly backfire and lead to a shitty product both on and off the field. No sir. That strategy is foolproof, foolproof I say!

The Rams green-lighting a tired reboot everyone already saw and hated is the most LA thing they’ve done yet.

He knows where Kroenke buried the bodies

You know what’s terrible? Your honest opinion from the heart without being facetious and leaving out the pithy, snarky content.

I say put PSU in over OSU.

It wouldn’t have happened at Notre Dame. It’s hard to rush a dead videographer back onto the field.

That’s ridiculous. Wilson is clearly a Kant man.

Right? Maybe they had an argument about Descartes and Aristotle?

Bet the millenial snowflake players demanded water during 3-a-days too. This is why we’re losing to China. No one’s willing to play with a broken back anymore.

Welp, I’ll do my part. Never thought I’d be subscribing to PewDiePie, but it’s for a good cause.