Dirty Sanchez, Angry Dragon and a Taconic Parkway Salad Bar........

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Points to consider:

Or might as well be a man...

“Water sports”?

Scooter? I don’t even know her!

Also, the provenance of the car is useful information.

It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!

You want her to blow the kids?

We’d need more info, like a picture of Kelly. Also, her medical transcripts.

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Fart box.

There has got to be a few jokes here somewhere.

“Thanks for the F Shack.”

Has she never heard of Kars for Kids?

If she’s willing to suck cock to get rid of a Chevette, God only knows what else she would do for a Klondike bar.

Thing’s a total guzzler. And the Chevy’s just gross.

“What’s wrong with it?”

Did not know they sold these with blowers. I’m learning new things.

If you think about it, the person taking the Chevette is actually the prostitute. He’s basically getting paid a Chevette to receive oral sex.