Given the Baylor connection, it’s unsurprising that I read the name in the headline as “Jim Grope.”

Don’t forget the $50 fee to not be sitting in the first five rows from the screen!

Or just because it’s something to do if you’re delayed for a long time. I got stuck in Dallas for 6 hours recently and got pretty toasted at Fridays (yeah, I know, but it was all that was open). Although I do recall talking to a guy in the Admiral’s Club at JFK once who was just pounding whiskey like it was his job,…

Yeah, I imagine most of the “OMG what a good idea” comments are coming from people closer to an age where the idea of iPads/smartphones is frightening.

This would have been a good idea 10-15 years ago before smartphones/tablets/etc. were a thing...

No. Pajamas are not acceptable public attire if you’re over the age of 10. This really shouldn’t be debatable.

I definitely wish that as well, but just FYI, I’m pretty sure that picture’s been debunked as a fake.

And this, right here, is the problem with America, folks.

This. It’s really not that hard to figure out.

I’ve always liked that phrase. Wish it would catch on here in the USA.

Wait, so do both he and his ex-wife go by “Cyborg”? That would get confusing.

I mean, he was/is a backup QB for a playoff team with a healthy QB. Would you have expected him to get any more playing time than that?

Counterpoint:

When I die, I want the procession to make a stop at Wegman’s.

Well goddamn if that second paragraph isn’t depressing as all hell.

My money would be on “bathroom attendant.”

I feel like it would be a very smart business decision to keep it only Gen 1 for the time being. They seem to be capitalizing on the nostalgia of the generation who grew up just with that, and then grew out of it. Heck, I haven’t thought about Pokemon for years, but I’ve been tempted to try out the game, considering…

I’m honestly surprised it took this long to hear about a story like this.

That’s not one of the original 151, and therefore does not exist. I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR.