That was cringey as fuck to read, even on Kotaku.

Is it really so hard to type out the word “very?” I don’t even understand my own damn generation sometimes.

Come on guys, it’s the CURRENT YEAR. How can this be happening in the CURRENT YEAR?

Oh, bless your heart.

What do “automatic weapons” have to do with anything? They’ve been banned in the United States for decades.

What do “automatic weapons” have to do with anything? They’ve been banned in the United States for decades.

Judging from your handle, it sounds like someone’s a little butthurt about LeBron taking the mantle from MJ.

Only one? You have better plumbing than I.

Hey, you know what they say...what’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Hey, you know what they say...what’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Sure. At the same time though, you can’t claim that it’s on the same level as the MLB.

Someone on the ESPN Sunday Night broadcast was talking about this exact thing a little while ago. Drives me absolutely nuts.

I’m now cleaning tea off of my monitor, but it was worth it. Well done.

Oh man, I need to get this for my parents’ new house. Every time I visit, it feels less like taking a shower and more like a few people whizzing on you from above.

Oh man, I need to get this for my parents’ new house. Every time I visit, it feels less like taking a shower and…

That’s not creepy at all. Nope.

Yes, somehow—just somehow—we all survived without Snapchat or Minecraft (whatever that is.) Incredible, isn’t it?

It’s either time to increase or decrease your medication dosage, but I’m really not sure which.

It’s either time to increase or decrease your medication dosage, but I’m really not sure which.

I’m pretty sure that’s standard at many, if not all MLB stadiums.

As an average, yet capable-of-reading man, I call bullshit on your statement, considering the many comments below from fellow tall men talking about how Express is actually one of the few places that does carry decent-looking tall sizes.

Maybe they’re shopping at Marshalls stores likes the one at the Beverly Connection in L.A. I saw a $6,000 suit (that was the marked-down price) there once.

I’d be willing to bet that every Uber trip taken by the average NBA player is either a Black or Lux car. That would add up pretty darn quick.

So they’re “fucking garbage” but their fitted shirts are “perfect?” I don’t think you know what one or more of those words mean.