This notion that a place like Oregon (4 out of 10 voters went Trump) is so much more enlightened than some “backwater” place like Ohio (5 of 10 for Trump) is silly and not to be taken seriously.

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Is he a dwarf? Is this some kind of gigantoid car from another universe?

Is he extremely short or is that car extremely tall?

If you drink enough antifreeze you definitely won’t get heartburn again though.

At this rate, Manute’s great-grandson will be named Intentional Walk.

I’m going to go out on a limb and agree with you.

I wood fell pretty crappy if this happened to me

I’ve always loved that Roosevelt asked for the crew to not be punished.

Hopefully he’ll soon twig that it’s time to leave his cars at home and branch out into whichever public transit root wood suit him best.

beleave me, i dont ‘arbor a grudge against you.

This left me pretty stumped.

This story is all bark and no bite!

He must have been crushed. I’m blown over by the coincidence. Poor sap. What rotten luck.

I’m falling over with laughter!

Just leave.

Aaah, the infamous Willie-Dee. Never gets old.

When I put a can of Hamm’s, a rusted 20lb dumbbell, 16 bags of beef jerky (plain), and a pair of sturdy cargo shorts I bought on sale at Kohl’s into a 1992 Ford Ranger with 210k miles on it and parked that thing in the blazing hot sun I never knew the child I created in that hot fusion cell would be born as a fully…

Yeah, well that’s so he doesn’t overheat the intercoolers.. you see, if you rev it out while it’s cold, it can’t overheat.

Shh... that would mean that when their guy gets his turn next, he’s not able to do stuff they think is cool. We allowed an Executive behemoth to be created every time we groused about how inefficient Congress is. Well, it’s supposed to be! Creating new laws or changing existing ones should be fucking hard! And the…

Terrell,