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So because LeBron James is an otherworldly talent on the court and has been deemed worth of $30 million a year (which would be higher if there were no max salary limit), the guy hawking Miller Lite in Quicken Loans Arena ought to get $1 million a year? Why should Jeff Bezos have his earnings limited because he heads…

Reminder: for all of you that have That One Guy/Uncle/Cousin/Co-Worker on Facebook who likes to badger you with those false-flag articles about the new Bronco (aka pretty much all of us)...

reminds me of the CVT in my ‘12 Impreza. I recently moved from dead-flat prairie to the Rocky Mountain foothills and this transmission whines like a bastard on even the slightest inclines.

Don’t forget the giant 4“ muffler dangling under the rear bumper and scraping on every driveway!

Can’t wait to hear it with straight pipe bruh.

This sounds exactly like me driving the company Prius V up the Grapevine.

That made me laugh so long that my coworker turned and looked up over the cube wall at me, and he’s used to me giggling at my desk.

I would buy this if it also included an electrically-coupled stick that lets me shift through five hundred different gears like Vin Diesel does.

This is A+ kinja.

I still miss that #3....
Although one could say that Dale was a “monster” on the track. Mostly Daytona of course.

My god, the predictions in Birdemic: Shock and Terror are coming true!

People can dog on the 1UZ all day for it’s low power output, but damn if it doesn’t sound absolutely glorious when opened up.

If I understood the original article correctly, Joe bought the car with the full intention of it being a “buy-back” or some other form of compensated vehicle. I think it said he bought it after the diesel scandal was made public, but before the settlement was reached. Which meant that he ran the risk of buying the car…

Appropriate list is appropriate.

Also, consumers gotta stop buying the first thing they drive. Seriously people, if you can’t adjust the seat or don’t like the acceleration..... DON’T. BUY. IT.

Crying and eating at the same time. She’s good.

Drift Mode should be labeled “Kill All Humans.”

The accommodations at Drift Camp look pretty sparse, but the activities look amazing.

I’ll keep mentioning this: in Europe, advertising regulations require that the manufacturer state *SUSTAINED* maximum power output, most modern turbo-charged engines allow what is know as “overboost” for limited periods of time, sometimes just a few seconds. In this case boost builds to a level that, if sustained,…