Not sure why but this came to mind

Prince Rogers Nelson is most definitely #1. But I disagree with you on #2.

He’ll have to take bronze. Prince Ali Ababwa sorta stole silver. It’s a habit.

“ Cars, generally, don’t care or even check what sort of genitals you have when you plop into the driver’s seat”

This poor kid.

I love the three time zone clocks on the wall having the same time.

Gawker:

Exactly. Personally, I’ll take diabetes. Although I’ll get it the old fashioned way... by eating copious amounts of doughnuts, thank you very much.

We really are just trading one slow death for another here.

Back to the days when driving was dangerous and cigarettes were safe!

I want to star this again.

Are we sure it’s a cannonball? I seem to remember another object that was found and it ended up being something else entirely...

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

I thought everyone read the manual and kept napkins....

They have it as a PDF now so the driver can read it on their phone while running red lights.

There’s gotta be a completely overlapping ven diagram of people who keep spare napkins and who read their manuals. And probably a third circle in there too for people who don’t throw trash on the floor or out the window of their or others cars. The rest of you sickos are way outside the diagram.

Tell me more about this Poorn Sx. Sounds great.

Near as i can tell, each generation of the venerable Lexus RX crossover comes with a booklet entitled, “ How to Do Absolutely Everything Wrong At All Times.”