My husband’s brother was in a nationally touring *grindcore* band. Their singer had to quit because it was literally causing him breathing/heart problems. I do not understand it... but I guess to each their own.

Physician, heel thyself...

Stop it.

I hope to someday get out and enjoy my Passat TDI on Nürburgring. The sound, the curves, the emissions...

I would just drive around with the hood up on the green one.

I really like that black one (‘69?). It’s best I don’t stand up for a while.

Alex Gonzalez is the real Steve Bartman and any Cubs fan worth their salt knows this.

Toyota: Let’s Go Places We Shouldn’t

Deadspin must be world class yogis at mental gymnastics. I’ve literally never seen a group of such sanctimonious people about journalistic ethics do an about-face.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Haha touche, sorry, was/am loaded up percocet from a surgery when I typed that.

A fool and their money are soon parted..

I think you just hand out invites that say,

You mean family heirlooms, because Floridians most definitely packed up their meth and bath salts to take with them. Priorities, pal.

*shrug*

Joe Buck takes a lot of shit, and his moralizing over the Randy Moss mooning back in the day was definitely over the top, but he actually seems like a good dude and he (usually) calls a good game.

“Brock?”

Did Michigan buy out all the surplus emergency lights from 1976?

Hell no we’re not. See the post below this from Aldairion for what the Sterling Heights PD cars basically look like. It’s bullshit meant to make it easier to give you a traffic citation. Who cares about being visible to help deter crime, or heaven forbid someone was stupid enough to try at all, be seen so they can…

I have always liked the MI state police blue especially on the Dodge charger. County Sherrif’s use several unmarked cars in many colors. I would not pull over for an unmarked car so I don’t really care.