The article has an interesting footnote: Some guy in Arkansas owns that Caddy. Thing will probably fetch a pretty penny at a sports memorabilia auction someday.
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It’s really amazing how easy it is to make an Escalade look even cheaper and tackier.
Because it's a bad ass, funky piece of deliciousness, that's why. But fear not, good things come to those at the gate.
That’s has been my go-to karaoke song for the last 10 years or so. Your brain made an excellent choice.
You know what they say, “If you pay with a bad check, you are dead”.
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Everytime I hear that song I think of this scene
That car looks like you asked it to hand over its wallet.
Off the line, through the cones, down the straightaway, nothin’ but neck.
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Floating truck you say?
What made me laugh even more is how he kept putting his face down in the water like he was taking laps in the Olympic pool. I mean yeah I know that’s the proper way to swim but if you’re only going a few feet there is no need to submerge your whole face in filthy water for those 10-20 seconds.
Could it be that he assumed that reverse would take him back in time?
right? the car is bobbing up and down like a dinghy, and hes trying to reverse.
I thought so too, until he turned on the wipers while his windshield was almost completely submerged, lol.
I prefer to think of it as ambition and positive thinking!
Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.
That driver really should have had the insight to know the water was too deep.
I don’t mean to offend, but probably could...Tyler’s writing was one of the few instances on Gawker of something being “fit for print.” Wonderfully solid articles. He will be missed.