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My 2005 Jetta had rain-sensing wipers.

Rain-sensing wipers or GTFAC.

Nibby senses a post referencing metal coming into the Kinjaverse.

Now playing

Here’s Finnish metal band Nightwish covering the themes from Deep Blue Sea and Crimson Tide. Seems fitting.

Well, it’s Barstool, so.....

Never trust a country that calls its vehicles Poo Joes.

If you buy Gold, I think you get Ballaban’s Yugo.

Please tell me the headers are all the same length.

just to get some Jalopnik Internet “hits”

Pictured: Real Man™

We finally have an answer to the Damn Yankees question.

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Earlier this summer I was doing some off-road laps in the Honda, trying beat my personal best time. On my last lap, I was charging toward the finish when it started to stutter and hiccup. I knew I was down to the last few drops of fuel, so I pushed it as hard as I could, willing the little engine to stay lit until the

I just realized that I wrote “cock’s gun” which is incorrect in that implies the gun is owned by a penis. I’m going to leave it, though. Mostly because my window for editing the post has closed, but also because the idea of a penis owning a gun so damn ‘Murrrrican.

What an ass.

Cop 1: What kind of gun is that?

First thing I thought of as well.

The only sporting events Musk-ovites care about are SpaceX launches.

Well, that’s a butt-ugly steering wheel.