+2 Missouri coeds for your handle.

Looks like a real world-beaker.

All that’s left is streetspeed to be wearing his sunglasses in the middle of night rambling on about how he got pulled over and given a verbal warning.

Coming Soon! Disney presents: Drift Bud

COTD

Instead electric nannies like stability control, this one comes with an actual nanny.

Downforce provided by the rear spoiler is dependent upon how much mom or dad lifts.

Those side mirrors...

I never have a good reply for these questions. I’m not sure if I should feel sad about that or fortunate.

I bought one of these to put in our yard yesterday. It’s not much, but it’s a step in the right direction.

The owner on the phone with his insurance agent:

Seems a fitting end, given the untimely and somewhat strange demise of its inventor.

Kristen, I didn’t know you and Ballaban were a thing. Must have been the Yugo, eh?

Wanna see what the inside of a foot looks like? Rest yours on the dashboard, or click the link below.

Competition organisers said on Monday that the illnesses were a result of gastroenteritis, but Public Health England (PHE) on Tuesday said that laboratory tests had confirmed that two infections were caused by norovirus.

That lady at the 5:30ish mark is my hero.

You genius. Take your damn star.

I sincerely hope this incident is referred to as “The Gurney Flap”.

Ears to you, $kay!