I love the look of it, the taste of it, the smell of it, the texture.

+1 battleship deck

Bravo.

He’s lucky he wasn’t arrested on suspicion of trunk driving.

I give you about tree fiddy fo dat crushed Corvette.

This is good Kinja.

On the subject of door handles:

Happens to the best of us!

All I can think is “Man, I bet his insurance premiums are really high.”

Got your time period for the Chieftain a little off there, Stef. :)

Imagining what it would have looked like if a car had gone flying into that section of fence...

The proof in the pudding is found when you see folks dropping these into Chevys and Fords, but don’t necessarily see Duramaxes and Powerstrokes in a Dodge.

They told me what to wear this morning.

More appropriate headline:

Precisely. Make a product that is useful and desirable at a reasonable cost and people will buy it. Until electric car ranges come up and costs go down, people are going to be hesitant about buying them.

Totally Jalop:

I’m sure it was.

Who knows?

Not long ago my 3-year-old son was sitting on the toilet on a particularly toddler-y evening. My wife was squatting next to him when, in a fit of terrible 3 (let’s be real, 3 is way worse than 2) rage, he swatted at her.