That must have been wheelie scary.

Every time I hear “The Net”:

originally known as Speed-O-Rama

Ad campaign:

Damn, that’s terrible.

So Terrell is gone, yeah? Or was that already covered and I missed it.

Let’s celebrate the return of I-6s with other I-6s.

Not yet. I’m waiting for just the right moment.

Mostly true, but then there are people like me. I love driving, I’m careful, attentive, and defensive, and I take great care of my vehicle.

This might be an overjudgement on my part, but when I encounter people on the highway who are driving cars that obviously have cruise, yet aren’t using it, I consider them bad drivers.

That car must be really hard to find in a parking lot.

Looks like they forgot their Beano.

This whole thing could have been avoided if they’d just slipped the flight attendant a three dollar bill, y’all.

Came for this, leaving—squirrel!

Your avatar makes this comment perfect.

The original LHS had projector beam headlights. Pretty advanced for the time.

The edit option goes away after a certain amount of time (not sure how long).

I’d guess it probably just turned the duck’s brain to mush with the brute force of the impact.

Yeah, I realized that, but it was too late to edit the post.