Shannon Watts

Check back in a couple hours. They’re still trickling in.

Funny, my dentist explicitly directed me to not to rinse after using fluoride toothpaste for precisely the reason outlined above. That fluoride needs time to sit on your teeth (about 30 minutes) and strengthen the enamel. That’s how it works.

Di =2

I guess we know how that ended.

What’s going on here?

“Hey, Jim, what kind of idea is this?”

Insert joke about “wrecking a huge Beaver once” here.

Nah, just a quickdraw with poop jokes.

I figured I wouldn’t get it since it was a night post. That said, I think anything that occurs after COTD is announced should be eligible for the next one.

Ahem.

Similarly, do not put your hand in your mower while it’s running.

My wife (then girlfriend) had a 2003 Grand-dAmmit with the awful 3.4 V6.

Feel free to plead my case to Patrick.

Nah, I’m gonna troll people and make cat videos.

If it be my legacy, I accept.

D.B. Pooper

Appropriate:

Wrestling is big here. Iowa has won 23 national championships since 1975.