I’m not saying the 599 is ugly (it isn’t), but it does look like Nic Cage.

Don’t watch this until you get home then.

He’ll get a Kick out of that.

Anybody seen Sean Connery?

In high school, a handful of us would occasionally put on various halloween masks and drive the popular stretches in our town of about 35,000 on weekend nights. We—for reasons I’ve never fully understood—called it “cock driving”.

Are those built-in bidets in the seats so you can wash up after inevitably crapping yourself from the sound of that V12?

I hope so. If it’s an AL game, there’ll be a designated shitter, too.

Fatality!

Every day if you get enough fiber.

Much worse

Hot off the presses.

Savage

Caballo sin nom nom nom nom

Tell him to wash his hands first.

Depending on where you live, you can’t keep any sport of shit in your driveway.

Mad props to you.

Leave it alone! You leave it alone, David!

Step on it!

I was mostly being facetious. The GM 2.8 was a turd.