Meanwhile, my wife and I just traded our 12 year old Jetta in for a used 2016 Camry for a reasonable price. It’s not flashy, but neither is fiscal responsibility.

So who do we blame? VW for cheating or the U.S. government for hard to hit efficiency targets?

That’s why I need the pics.

Pics or it didn’t didn’t happen.

I immediately thought of this. A friend of mine got a concussion mid-match during a wrestling meet in junior high. This was in the 90s, so he was allowed to continue. He ended up performing a maneuver to pin the other guy that he had never been able to do previously. Right after he did it he just starting bawling.…

Somebody put some air in that front left tire!

Cube did it better:

Yeah, I meant he should buy one of these cars for her.

Ha, Dax should buy her one of these.

Looks kind of like a sloth reaching out for a hug.

The city streets department commissioner took one look at the hole and was like, “Fuk u, oka?”

He’ll probably crap his pants driving it, so I guess that’s technically a punishment.

I suppose. As long as everywhere he has to go can be reached in quarter-mile straight shots.

As punishment, he should be forced to drive this 9-second Fiat Uno.

Contrast:

Question: How can Audi make the A5/S5 look worse, but charge more?

Obviously he’s a Terminator sent from the future to kill John Connor (and anyone who is sitting/standing within 50 feet of him).

Huh?