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Robot ship translation:

Might as well be.

Donk, donk. Who’s there?

“Medical emergency”

Hey ma, how bout some cookies?

Pictured: Lower-class robot.

Man, this economy just isn’t working for middle-class robots.

Cold-start revving. That’s how you know this guy is an expert.

One of life’s great mysteries...

They had a brake failure after landing on a previous test flight that caused it to veer off the runway and sustain some damage.

No, it takes place at JFK. In the movie, Tom Hanks ends up working on a renovation project while he's stuck in the airport. That was the joke.

Have you seen the movie?

So.....when are you leaving to go pick them up?

Thanks for the H/T, Andrew!

Are those eyebrows or turds?

Google “Michigan State Patrol” and be amazed. Something about tradition or some shit.

Preferably ridiculously-sized Michigan State Patrol lights.

You know, if they are coming to my aid, I think I’m ok with them speeding.

Somebody didn’t have Allstate...

That headline: