So if this thing goes Ferrari and combusts while he’s behind the wheel, does he get busted for DUI?

I never minded the 70-30 in my ‘91. Not as useful as a split, but not that bad.

We’re cool as long as you love us best.

You shell out the money for newer-gen Viper wheels, but can’t be bothered to spend a little extra for center caps?

The street in front of our high school is two lanes, but with two front to back parking lanes between the driving lanes and angled parking on either side. When it snows, the city plows all the snow into the center parking lanes initially and then eventually uses a loader and dump truck to remove it.

If you can’t get it with a hand crank starter, it’s not a sports sedan.

Still horrifying to watch.

Forgot about that one. You’re right. That one was awful. Felt like slow motion.

Made me about as uncomfortable as watching the Fairchild B-52 crash or the C-17 Elmendorf crash.

Some kind of control surface failure?

Wouldn’t it be easier for them to wait until the U.S. has standards and then just write vaguely similar, but generally inferior rules?

#adlogic

If horses disappeared tomorrow, the world would be no different.

Theory: When Chevy starts making an aluminum-intensive truck they hire a spokesman with a British accent who pronounces it “al-u-minium”.

Hmm. This scenario sounds familiar.

Based on my experience working at a bank for a few years, I’d wager that most car buyers aren’t going to have HELOCs or HELOANs.

The KC-10 is a beautiful bird.

What is that lady doing? Lightly touching the award?

$nakecog?

When I was in college, someone stole the Autozone chrome exhaust tip (with resonator!) off of my S10 Blazer.