Especially when said protest involves the shooting of a child. I think "I don't like it when children are shot dead" is the least controversial stance this side of "Oxygen is a good thing."

HOW IS THIS A THING? How can cops face criminals and bad guys, but balk in the face of even the mildest criticism when they totally fucked up?

Your inability to understand how statistics work doesn't mean that numbers lie.

Keith Law just got suspended another three days.

No, its your delusion that you are some sort of web-soldier fighting for the rights of web denizens everywhere to - I don't even know what, exactly. I get the feeling you want "unbiased" reporting i.e. reporting that doesn't conflict with what you deem true. Or maybe you just want games to be games and we should stop…

No, it took me about 5 minutes to post this, and we like posting funny things because (believe it or not) we're normal people who like sharing funny things with our audience! Shockingly, this post (and all other posts you say 'slow day' to) did not detract from 'real' posts in any way. Thanks for your concern!

We must preserve the caricatures, people! It's the only way we can honor the noble savages!

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

"A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing it. I don't know how they...how do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women.…

This is the worst thing ever to happen in South Africa.

This kinda assumes Ray Rice hasn't laid a hand on anyone before he had the misfortune of getting caught on surveillance footage.

You have to go even more old school.

Maybe I'm overly concerned about the well-being of others, but I rarely recline my seat on flights. I hate those POS who recline as soon as possible and remain reclined for the duration of the flight. If I'm on a long flight (3+ hours) I'll recline when I actually want to try and take a nap, and then go back to normal…

Because he just spent the entirety of his column talking about what's wrong with Matt Harvey, and how to fix him?

I find it amazing how many articles there are on how to substitute different things for a steam iron. You can get a decent iron for under $20. Then the board is maybe another $5-10. And it's not like they're on the moon; they sell them everywhere.

Look harder. A guy walked into the middle of a racetrack where Tony Stewart was driving a racecar at high speed. He may end up paying in a civil suit, but, criminal charges don't seem likely.

Maybe I heard wrong, but it sounds like he is asking for minor league for football and basketball? Tell me I'm wrong, cause I might be, but that would do away with most major sports programs.

I'm an inherent apologist for the journalism field, but it's hard not to be incredibly cynical about it sometimes. I'm pretty thankful to be at an outlet where even if I don't make a lot of money, I can still spend most of my time focusing on my job and I don't have an editor shouting "CREATE MORE CONTENT! WE GOTTA…

I literally wish you were dead