We need 4 hippos and about 60 watermelons. Now

“Instead of five colourful fret buttons, there are six, and they’re arranged differently across three frets.”

Thanks,

I’m also waiting for Deadspin to condemn the actions of my next door neighbor, who is clearly an a-hole. It saddens me that Deadspin’s silence could be interpreted as condoning this boor’s behavior.

I have no problems with you running an article on someone generally seen in a bad light these days because that doesn’t invalidate “lessons” that you can learn from his life, but is there a line here? Will we eventually be seeing Adolf Hitler’s best productivity tips?

I think there are plenty of other people in the world for me to draw experience from who didn’t feel the need to abuse and defraud people, thanks.

Did he also mention something about even a broken clock is right twice a day?

Cosby Tevez

Imprisonment for life, regardless of age, should be the result of this. It's an act of terrorism.

oh not at all, its usually how I end up when the wife and I head to swingers clubs.

So it's the one fucking day you deserve it.

Keep in mind that this is the same league that wilfully jeopardized the integrity of the on-field results when they locked out the officials over what amounts to the change in the ashtray of my car.

Athlete and customer exploitation =/= Slave labor and hundreds dead.

... or what if they're actually stupid?

And they replied: "Do what again?"

But then it wouldn't be a clickbait title to get people to look at a mod for: HALO!

"Mod turns Military Sim into Halo", would be a more applicable title.

Yeah, think of all the other important, consequential stories we could have been posting at 10pm on a Thursday.

Skip Bayless to WNEP for Apparently Kid.