So, wait, it's not even an actual fantasy draft, but a mock fantasy draft? A practice fantasy draft?

"The philly fans are being mean. 4 yrs..." ago, they squirted cheese sauce in my eyes so now I can only read very big fonts.

I've written, and deleted prior to submission, a ton of comments on this excellent remembrance. I'll just say this. I've know so many people who have thrown away their talent and their lives because of drugs and alcohol. What I've learned is that there is no rational response when this happens. I mostly just shake my…

I'd just like to point out that soldiers make less than either you or I are making to argue about this ignorance. And I'm assuming you're unemployed.
That's a shitty thing, but none of those facts are relevant to whether anyone is obligated to say anything to the media or how much that affects pro football's…

What he makes is absolutely irrelevant. You being jealous that you don't have a scarce talent should not make someone who is not paid to talk feel like he needs to answer inane question. You are jealous because you are average and boring and you wish someone would ask you what you think. Nobody will. Who cares…

He makes millions because he can run incredibly well with a football and help his team win games. Because of that, fans like him. I'm going to say 99% of fans don't really have any desire to "learn shit" about him that they can't learn by watching him plow over a DB before diving into the end zone.
Besides there are…

You all sound like tools. Just enjoy your preferred console and stop boasting about your own. So childish.

That's all well and good, but as Deadspin recommended this piece last week (as stated in the post) and took five days to point out the problems with it, this entire posts rings a touch hollow. Simmons's apology left plenty to be desired, but ultimately this problematic piece isn't the fault of Grantland in particular…

A particular issue has been bothering me regarding this piece and I hope someone can provide an opinion. Hannan's lack of tact regarding Dr. V's suicide may appear disturbing. However, exactly how was anything Hannan or Grantland did morally wrong? It is indisputable that Dr. V committed investment fraud and other…

At some point someone needed to realize that this story was no longer about a quirky putter with a bizarre back story, and that instead it was about a tragedy. It was remarkably tone deaf even without the controversy regarding her being outed.

I agree and disagree with you. While I agree with the premise that issues of this article was flawed...I still found it a fascinating story with a tragic outcome.

Only the top half of Cink's head is welcome at The Masters.

Great, but I find the best way to control what I eat is to plan, plan, plan. I cook a week of meals in advance. They are then frozen and ready to go to work for lunches or defrost for dinner. I pack snacks in small containers so I control my portions. I also leave a bag of almonds or something healthful strategically…

I'm sorry, are we still pretending that "gay" is a shameful adjective that should be avoided at all costs in public discourse? Its a gay bar, its not offensive or incorrect to label it as such, in the same way you'd say "biker bar" or "wine bar".

I used to read these and think "wow, these studies are complete BS. I drink waaay more than that and I'm doing just fine!" — fast forward a couple years and I was in a detox center with a Fidel Castro look-alike for a roommate, facing rehab treatment and forced AA sessions. Rats.

Any why do them call them "Facial Tissues"? Since they are almost always used to clean up after my penis?

you mean energy from the sun and some nutrients? Or do you mean energy in processing? I'm not sure you're proving much of a point either way. You do realize that it takes energy to dig oil from the ground? and then to refine it? Ya... I thought so..