Only the top half of Cink's head is welcome at The Masters.

I'm sorry, are we still pretending that "gay" is a shameful adjective that should be avoided at all costs in public discourse? Its a gay bar, its not offensive or incorrect to label it as such, in the same way you'd say "biker bar" or "wine bar".

I used to read these and think "wow, these studies are complete BS. I drink waaay more than that and I'm doing just fine!" — fast forward a couple years and I was in a detox center with a Fidel Castro look-alike for a roommate, facing rehab treatment and forced AA sessions. Rats.

In my opinion it doesn't get much more obnoxious than saying, "it's better to be lucky than good," after a goal like that.

Really? Patton Oswalt has an awesome bit about Robert Evans' ESPN commercials, ya dingus.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

No worries Tom, I finished it for you.

The amount of women talking in sports to the amount of women who have something to say is one of the most disproportionate ratios I've ever seen in my life.

I'd like to think this is real Batman, but he can't fight crime because he settled down and had kids so he resorts to cute Vines instead.

Mr. Gordon, stop assuming that everyone who does these things are in fact "dipshits." Most of my friends are married or in serious relationships, and have good careers. We are getting passed that 30 year old hurdle and every once in a while, when the few new kids are asleep or we are on vacation together away from…