The Mets had a world-destroying rotation filled with 3 legitimate aces as recently as 2015 and somehow boned it to hell in less than two seasons.

They suggested he get an MRI, he suggested they should fuck off, and then his arm suggested that Thor is not a doctor.

The guy drives me crazy, I don’t know whether tho hug him or choke him. He is so aware of what is going on, plays to the camera but , mostly, makes the play. It looks like he is watching to make sure the ump sees him, tells the ump he is safe as he is finishing his pop up slide. Watched this a dozen times yesterday.

That’s the bat flip of slides

Paterno ignoring Sandusky = Károlyi’s ignoring Nassar 

Yes, I just checked to see if they play the Bears this year.

That “highlight” was the first the play of the game for Jacksonville. I saw all I needed to see in that play to confirm the Jags will go 2-14 this year, and moved on with my night.

There should be statues of him everywhere, with the plaque on it saying “I’m just here so I don’t get fined.”

I want a statue of Marshawn Lynch in Oakland and Seattle. Tomorrow.

I can’t conceive of any universe, with football or without, in which everyone wouldn’t hate Dallas.

Ah yes, football: the great unifier. Why, if it weren’t for football the fine folks from Boston and Indianapolis would be bitter enemies and everyone would hate Dallas. God blessed the United States with many things but chief amongst them is football and we are all better for it.

She wouldn’t even bother running, because she wouldn’t see anything at all problematic about her decision.

I have a feeling if you asked Delgado which she’d prefer - $5 given to her directly, or guaranteed economic security for for all children of single mothers...she’d snatch the $5 out of your hand and run away as fast as she could in her seven inch spike heels.

#42 is their rookie Delano Hill, who sadly is not as hoopy as Bennett.

The way the GOP treats women is awful. I’m not really able to work up much sympathy for Delgado, though. Yes, she’s a single mother and America doesn’t do single mothers any favors (although I’ll bet she’s better positioned than most to handle it). I mean, she was sleeping with a married man, and although that makes…

Seriously. This shit...

The most idiotic part of the article (and that’s saying something) is he thinks football players work 3 hrs on Sun from Aug-Jan and take the rest of the year off.

That Michael Bennett, now there’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.

“I don’t like towelheads.”

Maybe McGrath would feel more comfortable if the towel were a sheet instead.