So, since a lot of people seem to have forgotten, Mark Regnerus is a Catholic fundamentalist asshole who published a “study” that purported to prove definitively that gay people were not good parents. It was a trash study, and did a lot of damage because at the time it gave anti-gay-marriage advocates an excuse to…

Mark Regnerus is warning women that no one buys the cow when it gives the milk away for free.

No longer does nudity, unless it is essential to the plot.

That is by far the dumbest part of all of this: Sports fans will forgive *anything* — politics, drug abuse, crimes, Flat Earth beliefs — if the dude performs. The moment Kap broke containment and scrambled for 15 yards, Hank from St. Cloud would be in love with him.

It was talking about having kids someday.

It eats dark chocolate instead of milk, and has a good friend at H&R Block who can help with that.

Where I live I’m represented by a DFL state representative, DFL state senator, two DFL US senators in Franken and Klobuchar, a DFL governor in Dayton, and a DFL US rep in Ellison (the SCARY MOOSLIM).

It’s turning down movie roles and looking for off broadway productions.

They probably shouldn’t have built the practice facility on an indian burial ground.

I’m from Wisconsin. And I don’t live near Milwaukee or Madison. I feel you.

I honestly believe that he could go anywhere, and they’d get over it as long as the team didn’t completely crater. What got people crazy about him wasn’t just what he was saying, it was the perceived presumption of doing it while you were sitting on the bench. Nobody cares that Marshawn Lynch is sitting down because…

Quarterbacks with knees should probably avoid the Vikings.

Sam Bradford’s Knee Injury Is Starting To Seem Serious

“Don’t like your job, just quit and get a better job!”

*taps hoof loudly, snorts to get your attention*

Can we talk about the absurdity of unfurling a field-sized flag for a fucking regular-season game? Christ, the NFL has the most toxic brand of patriotism.

“Don’t trust an Eagles quarterback” is up there with “don’t start a land war in Asia” in terms of sage advice.

That and standing for the national anthem.

Tyrod Taylor, Mike Glennon, Andy Dalton, DeShone Kizer, Trevor Siemian, Deshaun Watson, Jacoby Brissett, Blake Bortles, Jared Goff, Jay Cutler, Case Keenum, Josh McCown, Carson Wentz, Brian Hoyer

After the game, Headley announced he was joining the Angels.