+1 Trevor Simian trigger.

I don’t think Statcast counts alley oops.

...Season ain’t over yet.

Misogyny. Don’t forget misogyny.

No shit. I’m 43, and Game 5 did me like Count Rugen’s Machine.

When they're done printing enough copies, they can spread mustard on them and eat them.

NO. NO IT DOES NOT.

“I call this pitch the SR-71.”

After his performance in February, they should name the goddamned stadium after him, and have the CO legislature give him a public affairs job he can never be fired from that pays $90k/year the minute he retires from football. If you put that on the ballot in November as a CO constitutional amendment, it’d pass by 40…