“Nice throw, man.”

I know we have to do 4 year / 2 term limits and all that for democracy, but I definitely wouldn’t have minded Obama to just run it out for another 8 years. Watching this was like seeing your ex doing way better than you with a hotter boyfriend.

Well that’s what unions and strikes are for so that future workers don’t have to work in the terrible conditions you did.

“Remember and try to emulate the Fox Family of Network’s late paragon of professional conduct: our very own Baron Harkonnen, Roger Ailes”

He’s not totally wrong. Vlad could misjudge his meth dosage, kick the bucket, and immediately make millions of people around the world much safer

Which one of these charts factors in Miguel Montero’s arm?

Judge not, lest ye be Judged.

Heckler: (heckles)

This doesn’t even crack the top 100 this year for inappropriate things tweeted by a crazy rich guy in the middle of the night.

Yeah. We don’t use them for security blankets around the house or for the walk to the mall though.

Yes, I would be elated. I would be 100,000% happier with Colin Kaepernick as my team’s quarterback than Josh McCown, Christian Hackenburg or a scarecrow covered in week old ground beef.

Oh lord the hot takers complaining about Kaepernick would go after him for not fixing Chicago police culture

As a Bears fan, who has watched the team pick up C- quarterbacks like they’re goddamn pokemon this off-season, I would absolutely trade the lot of them for someone at Kaepernick’s talent level, especially at the bargain basement pricepoint. The team sucks, they could have invested the saved money elsewhere and ended…

Motherfucker, I’m a fan of a team who brought in a shockingly expensive free agent QB and then traded a good portion of their draft to trade up one spot to take another in the draft. Do you think I’d be happy with Colin Kaepernick on my team?

Who wouldn’t be happy to have a former Superbowl QB who threw 16 Tds against 4 interceptions, last season in limited playing time, with not very good offensive lineman and receivers playing with him?

tebow’s political beliefs kept him in the league despite his ability.

Yeah, I think he would be a pretty significant upgrade over Derek Anderson as the backup Panthers’ QB, plays a similar style as the starter, and would be a valuable addition to the team if it’s on a backup-level contract. From all indications he’s well-liked in locker rooms and has a great deal of character. I would…

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

Turn it over, put some aluminum foil on it, it'll do if you run out of plates.