Now I have a better understanding of why SNL isn't funny.

A Guns N' Roses cover band called Appetite for Destruction. They play mainly in the southeast. If you get a chance to see them, do it. They're really good, I swear!

Good lord, music really sucks these days.

Never saw that one either.

Never saw Pitch Perfect. Is that the one where Jimmy Fallon is a Red Sox fan who's dating Drew Barrymore?

Is this the girl from House of Cards? Because if not, I have no idea who she is.

We agree that her death is sad. There's no way she was 59, though. Look at that Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil trailer… that was from the mid-'90s. I'm pretty sure she was 59 then.

I remember liking Brightness Falls when I first read it many years ago. That said, I have absolutely no recollection of what it was about, so the story didn't exactly linger.

"You know what I would like to do? I would really like to have sex with a tall
woman. I mean really tall. Like a giant."

I love living in Georgia.

Hodor's death was sad, but picture this…

ProjectKnow realizes that skinny people do occasionally exist in the world, right? Not everyone is a fat fuck. All they did was make all of these cartoon characters look like they spent a year eating nothing but meatball subs.

I actually just watched this last week for the first time. Escape from New York has long been one of my favorites, but the mediocre reviews of Escape from LA have always scared me off. I didn't want to taint my opinion of the original, you know?

I liked Klosterman until I heard him on Bill Simmons' podcast back in the day. That ruined it for me. He sounded like such a pompous, condescending douche-nerd that I just couldn't read his books or articles anymore without getting annoyed.

I guess they should've listed it.

This is my first time reading a Tolerability Index article.

Meanwhile, 69-year-old Jon Lovitz is still banging his way across Hollywood.

Oh. Then it's a good thing I didn't say it was a 100% chance. Either way, these episodes sucked.

So there's about a 95% chance that these six episodes were based on scripts that were written and subsequently deemed "not good enough" during the show's original run, right?

Therein lies the problem with Guys We Fucked.