Ex Machina is an awesome movie. Go watch it, everybody.

Name all of the big free agents to sign in Cleveland in, say, the past 25 years.

It's admittedly a tough team to design for. When a team is called the "Browns," your color palette is already kind of limited and literally looks like shit.

I disagree. College is different.

I just don't think any NFL player ever aspired to wear this boring, bland uniform that looks like something out of a movie or video game not licensed by the NFL: http://uniformcritics.com/w…

Am I crazy for not hating the Browns new uniforms? I mean, they're still among the worst in the league, but I think it's an improvement over previous versions. Aside from the text on the side of the pants… that's pretty stupid-looking.

This list is obviously kind of silly, but I can understand why it existed… to prevent idiot DJs from saying stuff like, "If I had a gun in my hand, I know where I'd be going… to Afghanistan to shoot me some Taliban. Here's Jimi Hendrix with 'Hey Joe'."

Are you always such a condescending douchebag?

Trust me, there is plenty of anti-sports vitriol in the comments section of every sports-related article on this site. As both a sports fan and a fan of this site normally, I can't help but notice it.

I've had a crippling Orville Redenbacker phobia since grade school. Thanks for reminding me of how terrifying he is.

That's what you got out of my comment? That I hate women? You're a fucking idiot.

Get ready for a hundred comments from angry nerds about how stupid sports are and how they couldn't care less about them!

Dolph Lundgren > Tom Hardy

This column is my annual reminder that music sucks these days, and it's fine that I've almost completely stopped paying attention to new releases.

I've never heard of this person. Glad she's having a good year, though!

At this point, I'm convinced that the AV Club could post an article about a cure for cancer, and there would be at least one mopey dipshit contrarian on here saying something like, "You know, I just don't get why people are so excited for this cure for cancer. Seems to me like it's way overrated."

Musically, I don't really love any of their songs. At best, I might like only a handful of them. But Dave Grohl is a charismatic, talented guy, and I really enjoyed Back and Forth, the documentary about the band that was released a couple of years ago. One of the best parts was them talking about how important…

None of those PPV's hold a candle to Summerslam '94.

Based upon the commercials I saw when this was released, I was under the impression that this movie would include jokes and/or humor. Sadly, it did not.

Dear comedians… some internet doofus named EIDan says that you're not allowed to have serious conversations after one of your friends dies. Please take note.