Apparently you don’t spend enough time on mom-targeted Instagram. “SUV Mom” is a serious thing on social media, as embarrassing as it is, and this is the premier “SUV Mom” truck. Except maybe the Escalade/Expedition. At my daycare there are at least five of them every day, driven by tiny women who have two kids. The…

Alright, I’m going to try to look at this in the most positive, silver-lining, charitable perspective possible. At least if she’s a popular TikToker (vomit sounds) then maybe someone watching will learn something from her very stupid mistakes? Probably not, but it is technically possible.

“I got taken advantage of!”

Not to mention, her sob story provides content for her TikTok channel, or whatever those are called.

It says GM financial in the article. Walk into a dealer with a negative equity trade, shit credit and a high debt to income ratio and they will get you in a car, you will just be paying way too much for it.

“Did she not? At 14% she sure as hell must have because what legit dealer offers rates that high?

“I did not go with my husband and as a female I feel they took advantage of me.”

windshield-mounted gear selector panel

The Car of L’il Sebastian lovers everywhere

You have to try to do this. The app notifies you that you have an update. You have to click start the update now or whatever the go button says. Then it gives you a two minute countdown to change your mind and cancel (or exit the vehicle). Then it starts to update. Incidentally, I’ve never had an update take 40…

Hypothetically speaking:

If this toolbag even claimed he income.

Seattle has noise ordinances (I assume most cities do), they’re just not enforced. I would at least write him a ticket, let him spend a day in front of the judge fighting it.

Because he hasn’t run over any innocent people yet. Gotta give him a chance to really prove how dangerous he is, apparently. 

I think there’s an honest conversation to be had about whether this individual is truly a goofus maloofus or more of a dorkus malorkus.

Officers gave him a verbal warning about speeding in highly populated city areas, and he was released.

This judge is a hero. He should move to Alabama. There are a lot of these Charger jackasses that need to be neutered. Especially the one clown who keeps waking up the entire neighborhood at 2:30 every morning. I really hate this fool.

There.  I fixed the headline for you.

Remember when trolls just stuck to the internet? If this guy did this in my neighborhood I’d put weird lotion on his door handles.