That was so well-played I’m not even mad at ya.

I’ll never understand the assholes who don’t enjoy this series. I love the Saints, and I love this post.

Wow, quick start to the butthurt today.

I love these articles but being a Patriots fan it’s always such a bummer having to wait so long for you guys to get to them.

Hey Drew!!! Short time reader first time writer!

Am I being a homer, or did these fan submissions blow other teams’ out of the water? 

Jesus Christ, I’m a lifelong Bills fan and even I found J’s story depressing. I’m sorry man. Find a therapist.

I thinks it’s perfectly accurate to say that GoT is “based on” the War of the Roses. The fight between the Seven Kingdoms that mirrors that war serves as the base for the story between the characters (which, admittedly, involves fantastic creatures, magical powers, etc.). That is, the story of the War of the Roses is…

How fucking pedantic can you get?

Holy shit, when did SB Nation commenters get here?

“all the cool things about North Carolina are at the constant mercy of dipshit rednecks that hate queers in the shitter and blacks at quarterback. This is just all so EXHAUSTING.”

She wanted to date a football player that she could beat up?

At least he had enough emails that he didn’t have to re-open submissions on Twitter this morning like he had to yesterday with the Jaguars.

Haha the North(East) Remembers is great!! I love it. I shall somehow use that in a clever Tweet or Facebook status and I’ll get all those likes I so desperately need.

I had never heard of it before this. I love how there are like 5 different references to it, with specifics of where and what he drinks.

Can we get more on Bortles being a drunk? It’s only just started leaking into the more general football milieu, but it’s awesome and explains so much...

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

This is bullshit. You’re talking about political beliefs as though they should be treated like religion. Fuck that, that’s why we’re in such a goddam mess right now, people investing their personal beliefs to such a degree that facts and evidence become irrelevant to them (and no, you’re not some special exception).

This may be true for YOU and YOUR political views, but there are plenty of people out there who aren’t on the fringes of politics and prefer a more centrist, moderate approach. There is nothing wrong with wanting, say, pro-choice rights for women, marriage equality, AND lower taxes and smaller government.

Perfect.