I’ll never claim to be funny. What do you want, a diagram in every classroom across America?

Any NFL player is welcome to skip OTAs, but they’re not entitled to show up for camp and jump back in if somebody at OTAs shows better. It’s not a huge risk, but having extra time to build rapport with your team and especially new members is likely valuable to some players.

It’s weird how quick everyone is to say, “...except PFT” without acknowledging Big Cat. I think on some level it’s part of the style-guide handed down from editorial staff to editorial staff, and now no one wants to admit that maybe they painted Barstool with too broad of a brush.

I’m fascinated by Barstool as a company and culture. It has this weird relationship with it’s ‘stoolies’ that functions like a fan / team dynamic. It’s unreal - imagine 5 years ago thousands of deadspin readers circle-jerking eachother on twitter and reddit because Nick Denton bought a house on Nantucket? And the…

I like Barstool (absolutely love PMT) and like Deadspin or any blog its all writer based. Some suck, some are funny. PFT (and Big Cat) are by far the most popular characters on the site.

you are vastly underestimating Big Cat and the reason they work together so well

“With all the fat acceptance and “love me as I am” crowd, there’s definitely a world where I could see chicks see Rihanna make some strong “I don’t give a fuck I just love pizza” quote that goes viral and bam we’re in a world where all the hottest girls look like the humans in Wall-E. And just in time for summer too.…

PMT is incredible, and I’ve been kind of amused at the TOTAL lack of coverage it’s received from Deadspin. It seems to be taking over the sports social media world lately. They get great guests and usually deliver entertaining interviews. I know Big Cat probably doesn’t have the Deadspin Blogger Stamp of Approval but…

Odor set the bar too high. This used to excite me but now I want to see punches thrown or not hear about it at all

Pretty Blonde Lady Upset To Learn That Rules Also Apply To Her

Frankly, I actually agree with this. Giving her a WC would solely be for promotional purposes, so shouldn’t we celebrate this as keeping integrity to the game?

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Even though 2024 is still seven years away, Cena fans would still only be about 15 years-old. Rock would win in a landslide.

We are now at the point where I look at both of those guys and seriously think, “You know what? That doesn’t sound so bad!”

His friends could see that picture

Is it just me or does that guy look 48 years old?

I USED to watch ESPN. That was a few years ago, before they started shoving their agenda down everyone’s throats. Where did I say rape was OK? I have a problem with early coverage that just assumes someone is guilty. Sandusky should rot in whatever hell he believes in, and I think the entire Penn State victim complex…

Why should he walk away from the money the team signed him for?

Add this to the list of classic hockey photos

When I saw the headline, I assumed they were talking about this one.