Pretty sure the joke was more that punching your attorney is an incredibly irrational thing to do, not that lawyers are soulless demons.

I guess you could say that the allegation did not survive the ground

Former soldier here. I care, even though I never went to the academy. My father-in-law (former sailor) and I have been blasting each other texts and memes all week as we always do in the run up.

Parcells was kinda rough on him with all the “she” stuff, but he respected his talent enough to bring him to Dallas.

I had forgotten this - caught Tom Brady‘s first NFL touchdown pass in 2001

I voted for Clay Travis. Because while they’ve all got stupid takes, Clay Travis was actually a pretty successful lawyer before becoming a take artist. And if you’re read some the interviews he’s given, it’s blatantly obvious that he doesn’t actually believe a word of anything he says - it’s exclusively because he…

Holy shit, the meeting people and it’s not even close. Sports radio callers are just pissed off about their team and have no one to listen to them. People who go to town hall meetings have to leave their home and go sit in a room filled with other people who are also there to yell at some public official about the…

My profession requires that I attend town meetings. The kind of person who shows up for every single one of them voluntarily is far worse than radio callers.

My son just received his varsity jacket for Marching Band. He asked me if I was disappointed that it wasn’t for Football. I looked up at him (he’s a 6'2" 240 lb, strong as a bull sophomore), remembered all the great things that came from my years of using my head to move other kids for the glory of dear old THS, and…

When the mics work, they can be highly entertaining.

So your take is that at some point during the previous week’s practices, Mitchell and whomever the teammate involved was were actively practicing being in the perfect position for one to push the other into the legs of Alex Smith? This is some 9/11 conspiracy level bullshit, right here.

It will not open up any doors for you career-wise because who gives a shit that you toured with Limp Bizkit? But you have a chance, after all these years, to finally make it big. Do you take the gig?

I heard he even referred to the men as “guys”. What an asshole!

Please tell me Papa remarried so the family could have Hot Shot Part Deux.

It’s easy to get cocky with a letter like M, though. Witness the Montreal Expos logo.

Then Herbie moved out of Columbus saying that the fans here sucked.

There was this movie about a big boat that sank. Can’t remember the name...

Deadspin is jealous something funny came out of Barstool and is desperate to discredit.

As someone who avidly listens to Pardon My Take but very seldom finds myself reading Barstool Sports, I think it’s important to note that PMT is unique in that it does not rely on the humor referenced in this post (played out sexist, racist, etc. jokes), and instead seeks to satirize all of the stupidity that happens…

Googles “sit down wipe” and discovers:

Where to eat with kids while on vacation.......