Probably my favorite recurring character on Its Always Sunny.

You know, I’m getting tired that everyone says basketball is on the rise and baseball is old and boring. It’s still the national pastime!

Destroying a dude’s career with one swing qualifies as on-field violence, no?

I’m sorry, how can we know for sure that Beijing has already “won” the 2022 Games? Their aerial skiers haven’t even been born yet!

“It really is a safe choice,” IOC President Thomas Bach said. “We know China will deliver on its promises have the necessary slave labor to build all our shit and not give a fuck how much it costs them.”

“GM Alex Anthopoulos is buying...”

Out of habit, the NRA filed an amicus brief on behalf of the NFL when they heard “Clinton” & “Brady” in the same sentence.

WHY YOUR COURT SUCKS 2015: U.S. District Court of Minnesota

Colour me delighted!

Don't you mean bonkres?

Or .13 kilometers.

I just want to see Toronto in the postseason. That crowd would be fucking bonkers.

Don’t worry about a thing
Cause every little thing’s gonna be alright

He won a ring there, so this is a bit more understandable.

The rumor is that Kraft accepted his fate from Goodell because the NFL is considering giving New England a chance to host, or at least bid for, a Super Bowl down the line. Many believe that if Kraft fought Goodell, he’d lose that opportunity. While this does suck for New England now, Kraft is looking at the bigger…

I vaguely remember him being a decent reliever in the great Ken Griffey Jr. Slugfest video game.

yah, NFL can’t wait to host opening night without the Super Bowl MVP. That’s a marketing dream.

Indeed, it really takes the air out of the room

Correction: Sexy Ro-Butt

It does take a lot of guts. But then the trolls will say “they’re doing it for money/attention, and this is proof!” Sigh. As a survivor of sexual abuse/rape myself, it amazes me the kinds of mental gymnastics people will go through to discredit victims.