Hey Jez, pump some more oxygen onto that dumpster fire why dont you

Wow, you’re telling me the woman who once thought she could construct her own river barge and float off into some trust fund “bohemian” life continues to be one of the most vapid dipshits imaginable? Shock.

The glee with which jez often reports on relationships ending is…weird.

Why are divorces so expensive?

Maybe she got tired of the smell of 1,000 shoes.

“I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (yeah)“ - Ariana’s own words, from her song “7 Rings”. How telling...

He looks like a possessed marionette.

Ricci Sergienko, an organizer at People’s City Council, a group that organizes against policing, told Jezebel the massive cultural reaction to the slide video stems in part from the obvious physical comedy. But it’s also funny because it took a children’s slide to deliver some form of karmic “justice” in a society…

I don’t think it’s necessarily buccal fat removal. She’s unrecognizable because she’s lost a ridiculous amount of weight, and it’s definitely showing on her face. And the bleached blonde hair which doesn’t suit her at all.

so she’s just really into ugly dudes huh?

She’s really has a thing for not attractive men.

Here I am, 33, and still ensnared by the romantic affairs of theater nerds.

This has nothing to do with whatever affair that Ariana Grande is happening. And I know she’s Glinda so she has to be blonde, but holy hell that shade of blonde is horrid on her with her skin tone. Just terrible.

Yeah, if you’re like “Well in her interview she said she was excited to work here! Does that sound like the words of someone we would sexually harass for the next 3 months?” I’m gonna remain skeptical.

Joan would have talked about their horrible capitalism while at the same time going shopping with Julia Fox.

Hahahahaha or even Joan if she were still at Jez and who held the record for dumb hot takes before Kylie Cheung got here. 

Jesus I hate to say it, but maybe they should have given this article to Kylie Cheung.

Honestly, I’m quite surprised that it’s not already considered a felony.

Great to live in a world where legislative priorities are determined by Twitter trending topics.

This is such a bad look for him.