Weight loss due to menopause? It took me close to 8 years to lose the weight. It would not budge!

We’re looking up to the wrong people.

Glad the veil has been lifted. Maybe now Jez can stop trying to shove her down all of our throats like one of those vagina bananas...

Apparently, his PAC is down over $100m in the past year and a half from all the legal fees. And considering they seem to keep on coming, it may take a lot from his marks supporters to keep him covered.

Regardless of what side you are on, I think we can all agree that nothing will come of any of these indictments.

The GOP will double down because their base is all in on Trump. For them, the indictments are medals of honor. Trump will win the Republican primary handily precisely because of the indictments, not in spite of them. I fully expect DeSantis to also drop to single digits in the polls with the rest of losers in the…

The fact that he can still run for president shows just how worthless our system is.

Nice of her to take time from bullying and mistreating her employees

So like .5% of what her tour will bring in?

The only way Boebert is the smarter anything is if someone dumber than her exists. Is that physically possible?

Only during orientation.

Lauren Boebert is the smarter choice.

Well they had to say grace before eating the banana.

“Eat the banana from the dancer’s vagina!”

I had a hunch she wasn’t nice after I saw the Postmates incident blow up and she had to apologize.

LIZZO hounded her employees to catch dildos ejected from performers’ vaginas. LIZZO cheered loudly to motivate employees to eat bananas protruding from performers’ vaginas.

The absolute poster child of the Fuck you, I got mine American “exceptionalism” set.

But... I didn’t think the leopards were going to eat MY face!

Oh, Caitlin. Always making herself the poster child for “Equality, but just for me!”

I don’t think I’ve ever heard anything from Cardi B or Offset that demonstrates that either has developed emotionally beyond five years old.