I doubt I’d pay anything to see her, period. I am probably irrationally irritated by her and it’s starting to irritate me.  But Mrs. Mahomes got nuthin’ on her hubby’s brother.

Damnit, Audra, I’ve got to tip my hat to you for, “Miley’s mom has got it goin’on.” Evidently I need a nap!

There’s always Jerry Cooney Junior College!

Huffman’s “troubles are all about how afraid she was and how much she loved her child.”

“...got to stand on stage with Celine Dion”

I’m afraid your reach here, reasonable as it is, has exceeded your grasp, no offense intended (toward you anyway).

I fear the explanation might be weirder than the original comment.

I dunno. I probably would’ve been ok with anybody who slipped in (ha!) in place of Uncle Jesse.

Star for Lars and the Real Girl.

Might be a good idea to assign Mr. Goggins his correct first name.

An interested party suggested that folks here in the comment section might appreciate a little show-and-tell re Mr. Hamm and his mode de s’habiller. I am nothing if not accommodating (although a little late), so here you go:

Tell me I’m reading Jez without telling me I’m reading Jez.

My only contribution is: My late husband did an actual spit-take the time I mused innocently, “Hmmm, Jon Hamm dresses on the right.” I don’t think anyone talks like that anymore. But that’s where my eye always goes.

You must be new here.

I see what you did there.

Then why did this site choose to make note of it in a Dirt Bag?

Years ago, my mother tried to change my opinion of that church, saying, “Well, it’s changed a lot over the years, it’s not the same now.” And I wanted to reply, “Yeah, well, tell that to my little seven-year-old self,” but I didn’t because that woman was a convert, which is the worst possible version of a catholic.…

I have huge respect for anyone who leaves that church (I am enthusiastically one of many), but someone who joins? Ha!

You do know you’re reading Jez, right? Expectations need to be calibrated appropriately.

Which one?