Come on Nadine, (the only thing better would be if your name was “Eileen”). I believe you’ve left out some words while exhibiting an uncanny ability to misspell some of the words that actually do exist. If you’re auditioning for a job here at Jezebel, move to the head of the line!

“I don’t see why everybody’s complaining. I had a good time.”

Yeah, although they probably would’ve spelled her name “Toree.”

Oral-entation?

Could these *******************count as extra stars to give you?

Welcome to Jezebel, where clarity comes to die.

Tell that to BTS’ rap line.

I’m sure everyone is thrilled that you approve, or don’t, of everything somebody else chooses to wear.  Stay classy, Jez.

Please accept this star.

I wish I had more stars for you.

“This one time at band camp...”

I’m 77 and look a lot less my age than she does. The child is not aging well.

Jez is the only site I’ve run across in the past 6-8 years where the contributors actually believe their ignorance/obtuseness is cute and relatable. Emily wins the prize for being the best at that.

Yes, but what you gots to remember is that this is, after all...Emily.

I’m pretty sure Dodai is not a fan these days.  

This.

You said this in a significantly more civil manner than I could have.

I was hoping someone would mention that.

On the other hand, it’s never a good idea to rely on this site for reliable information.

My first LOL of the day and, at 6:50 p.m., I was starting to get a little worried.