I will usually stand up and stretch a bit. I usually stay out of the center aisle (I’m 6'1 so this is not a quality stretch and I’m bent over weirdly but it still helps). Then I’ll usually sit back down and let older folks/single parents/people very obviously in a hurry clear out first. But wanting to get upright as…

First time I watched this I looked away right as the actual goof happened, and I thought it was Aidy just having a fit of the giggles as she tried to get through the phrase “the arc of the universe is long but bends towards justice”.

Nobody likes you and you’re a loser

Do people other than the athletes’ parents wear the split jerseys? I rarely see them but I thought that was the entire point.

Way more people are going to be injured by the unsafe product “working as intended” than cut brake lines.

For the bathroom thing, I definitely do it but only in a very specific circumstance: bathroom with only one stall but urinals. We have one at work and it’s not easy to see from the door if someone’s using the toilet, so a quick cough saves the other person the awkwardness of walking up to the stall and having to…

Do yourself a favor and check out the ump’s reaction in the third vid (against the reds)

Every time that looped I got awful sympathy pains in my shins. Getting old has taken a lot of the fun out of watching people fall down go boom.

Just chiming in to say I’m extremely happy about “brandwraith”. Maybe consider “brandshee” if you haven’t done it already.

My dentist office does the “Doctor” thing too, but only in third person. So “we’ll have doctor take a look at that” but Dr. Whatever his name is when paging him. It’s probably just a weird regional tic or something.

Aw, another fragile white male reduced to tears because someone gently criticized one of his little idols

I don’t get the motivation for Davis to insist on continuing to play. He sure doesn’t seem like he’s having very much fun. Is it just sowing salt on behalf of his agent or what?

Yeah, whatever. Stay the fuck out of restaurants, asshole.

Who cares if the dude did get 2.5 or 20k or 100k? Bill Self makes 5 MILLION.

Seems highly location-based. Wichita KS I have yet to run into a place that won’t let you run your card, though some places have signs requesting a minimum purchase.

Why not just add officials or rethink the method of officiating? Especially for playoff games. You don’t need video replay to catch that egregious an example of PI, you just need eyes on it. Surely either through more officials on the field or officials in a booth watching live feeds you could cover all of the field…

The video is objectively awful but I’m looking forward to the cola sauce. Plenty of sugary things make good seasoning already: BBQ sauces, pineapple, beer-battering, etc

I don’t work for the parks service but I do work for a nonprofit park. Basically the small scale version of what’s happening is that there’s no money for the people who are supposed to maintain the restrooms and trash facilities as well as the services that are supposed to come in and ship the trash to the landfill.

The oil companies knew the earliest. If profit was the only motive it would have been easier to shift into being nuclear power companies. A conscious decision was made at some point that the elimination of up to 90% of the human race was a desirable outcome for those at the top.

Dishwashers are also gentler, and most faucets aren’t going to be running water hot enough to actually sterilize (though your soap should be killing most of the germs)