Glad to know the dude was hospitalized by a fight that a) never happened and b) was the result of him, the backup punter, picking on “younger players”

First job got hired as a grocery sacker. I’m a real hustler (aka a dumbass who doesn’t know how the world works) so I quickly got promoted to stocking which was inside and therefore infinitely better in the Kansas heat.

Never dipped a chicken tender in coke but it sounds good honestly. I’d probably put it in a dipping cup because I don’t want to drink coke with bits of breading floating in it

This is 8 times more amazing than it even looks. If that throw is a foot right or left there’s no chance at the play at all and the risk of the guy getting to hoof it back to second. Plus he has to hit the airbrakes after the amazing grab to even attempt it. And then it’s just so perfect the first baseman looks…

The version of this I always want to see: gameshow where random schlubs challenge modern day Shaq to H-O-R-S-E

This is already standard practice though, especially in catering, and especially in states that suck-off the divine “small business owner”.

I don’t dine out much because I don’t make that kind of money, but I swear on my grandmother’s grave if I ever encounter one of these “conspicuously line the tip up on the table and take a bill away for every perceived slight” assholes in the wild, I will order a giant pitcher of OJ, settle up my bill, and dump that…

This is the shit I come to Deadspin for. The absolute terrier of media, able to sense bullshit artists from a mile off, the complete disregard for reprisal, and never, ever letting a good grudge go.

Can we not star articles anymore? I want to star this article because it’s a thin beam of sunshine in a dogshit world.

There’s also a structural difference.

Definitely an audio setup thing. On my phone it was Yanny on my desktop (hooked up to a good mid 90's home theater system) it’s Laurel

I don’t think it’s that weird in the big picture.

Hey you know what else might prevent unwanted sexual assaults? If the guys that get caught doing it don’t ever get a chance at their careers.

I think either the QB or the OC deserves some credit for the decision to throw it that deep - Saints are clearly expecting a bunch of quick routes to the sidelines since that’s the only thing that makes sense, and the only explanation to why Williams comes so far forward so soon.

Well for starters he’s a big ol racist

Yeah, but the judgement call only affects the stat line. The bases, runs, and outs are all still awarded by what “should” have happened. Compare that to overturning a call improperly and then charging the team a time runoff to completely reverse the outcome of a game.

Same reason you don’t get credit for a hit on an error.

Not to mention Dyson bunting for a base hit is not out of the ordinary in any situation. He’s somewhat of a fast man and has said something about it to the effect

He seriously doesn’t use any moves but low kicks when the Robin is at fullscreen until he starts playing. Really need to get a fite games person to write about fite games, this is embarassing.

Not “staged,” just pretty obviously the Flash player trying to give themselves a challenge by doing fuck all until near dead. People used to occasionally do this to me in MKX when they could tell they were way out of my league.