How is laughing at seeing a first name that is the first five letters of the alphabet making fun of a child? The kid didn’t pick that name.

Maybe don’t name your child something moronic if you don’t want yourself (and your child) ridiculed for the rest of their life. And this from a guy who named his son after his favorite Top Gear presenter.

The Corvette doesn’t need to be at a Cars and Coffee event to take down an innocent bystander. And it’s strapped down!! Now that’s a car.

The concrete didn’t cure correctly because he was Russian the project.

Should have just gone with a turbo:

I respectfully disagree. It should be either:

A gaggle of geese.

So...they stood around watching while nineteen people in a not-so-high-income part of Detroit suffered triple-digit (if not more) losses to their private property instead of, oh, I don’t know, parking their fucking news van somewhere it fucking BLOCKED the fucking pot hole? Or lighting fucking flares? Or putting…

Huh... I thought “Let’s Randomly Insult Musk For Our Weekly Boners” was on Wednesdays.

If there were anymore salt in this post, I’d need some pepper.

Looks like the driver of that Compass needs a better sense of

THAT.

“You don’t want to splice into something that’s providing electricity all the time”

Now this is surprised!

And then there are those times you’re happily surprised:

They do exist, after all:

Dang!!! Maybe I can find a 9 year loan :D

Look, everybody! The author of a “What do you want to know about...” article finally responded to one of my lists of ridiculous questions!

1. Yes, but that involves driving it in reverse for however many miles you drove it forwards.

1. For the Rent-A-Volvo thing they’re doing with this vehicle, do you have to rewind it before you return it?