Cue all the Jalopnik comments that go:

“something something ... if it had a manual ... something something ... I would buy it, but now ... something something”

I wonder if they’ve heard about the bird…

Reminds me of this.

Seriously rough call there, dude. Tone it down.

I think he was expecting Justin to dial it up a notch.

I don’t see the connection

Yeah, maybe the next one’s going to be a rotary

It wasn’t that bad, what’s the hang up?

You really phoned that one in

This is the best one I’ve seen, and it’s not even a vanity plate.

Because everybody deserves one.

Unless they’re core samples of shit...

I’d also accept everyone switching to Yiddish.

You are heroes.

The fact you only say “bless you” to strangers is proof that I’m right.

This is funny because I made the same pact with a new cubicle neighbour a few years back - can’t remember why but I was just like, let’s not bother saying that to each other and she agreed. I’m all for extending that pact with all of Western Society.

I agree. Here is something much more important.

I alwas say “excuse me” or “sorry” when sneezing just like I would say if I burped. And I hate those “bless you”.

Gladly. Especially as someone with horrendous allergies (of which meds have little effect on) who sneezes CONSTANTLY...Please stop. I’ve had enough. I absolve you of having to say it. I’m tired of hearing it.