Residuals? Absolutely. A charitable arts grant? Sounds great. Creative input on all future sequels, merch, or brand rights? Ummmmmmm good luck with that one, guys.  

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Man, I’d kill for a multi-verse Jeffrey Combs  Dr. Strange.

Our get the real Thai stuff. Hell, Walmart carries this, so it’s not hard to find, cheap and quality. Nothing against TJ’s...

should’ve sought out Charo for a comment

Surely given the subject matter of the film, the grade should have been C++?

There is no amount of savings worth battling a crowded store

There is no amount of savings worth battling a crowded store during a pandemic for.

He’s long gone, yes. One minor regret is that I didn’t kill him. But then I woulda ended up in prison for the rest of my life and it would’ve deprived all you good people of my edgy wit and wisdom. That would’ve been the real crime.

Look. Some of us are old now. Those 12+ hour marathons are 20 years in the past. I try that now and all I’m going to accomplish is a blood clot. And folks can snicker, but their day will come. Eventually you won’t give a shit about learning the timing of phase 3 of whatever boss fight you’re stuck at.  You’re going to…

That’s terrible and I’m sorry. Never meet your idols (or your father’s).

“Bugs is who we want to be. Daffy is who we are.” —Chuck Jones

I know, they (Moderna) were talking about a booster combined with the seasonal flu shot. Kind of an all in one jab.

You and your family sound like assholes. 

Welp, that’s a nice story about you and your whole family showing zero respect to the people around you. They didn’t ask you to leave or be quiet, they asked you to keep your voices down, to a normal conversation level that one does when in public.

At some point we’re going to start yelling at white people cosplaying as anime characters at conventions for insufficient woke-ness, aren’t we?

Being a “politician” is not a protected class. Being a conversative crybaby welp who gets mad because you got kicked from a chatroom for being an asshole is absolutely not a protected class.

I really liked both The Hunt for Red October and The Martian, so hooray for engineering manuals with hacky jokes, I guess.

The police drove us to Murkowski’s home, where her husband had built us a nice fire and had glasses of wine awaiting us.

Loss of pension AND any/all legal fees and fines are the police’s (not the union, not the city, but personally) responsibility.