Still not Trumpy enough, make the engine cowlings look like roaring Lions heads. Then someone get the bedazzler, there needs to be lots and lots of ‘genuine Swarovski crystals’

Being this close to Halloween, please don’t speak the name of S.P. She might make an appearance.

However, repeated drills will (t)each that trauma and toughen them up to the experience (sic)

Thanks for letting us know about the strike, I do my best to never cross a picket line.

You were an Altar Server and I was an Elder and you know the argument that is used as well as I do, ‘G_d separated the races at the Tower of Babel, who are we to challenge the will of G_d.’ (That last bit needs to be said in your very best Charleton Heston imitation)

What bug problem

An entire Bagel is absolutely not too much food and I approve of the slices, that way I can get more Schmear!

He’s certainly got a trotter in each of his shoes

One player ended up paying $500 to go through 500 boxes in the hopes of getting the illusive items. Now that he has them, he doesn’t feel like it was worth it.

He didn’t say ‘fuck all ya’ll’ as he pulled the trigger but I don’t think that I would hold him up as an example of what to to in a crisis.

Shit.

CANDIDATE VOTE PCT.

From now on any time someone opens the hood of their car to show off, I’m just gonna say, ‘Yeah, but is it made outta wood? Cause I knew a guy once...”

What do you eat with pizza?

Down goes Huckabitch.

Let’s hear some more about those violent Video Games.