No he’s not serious and go ahead and call him Shirley, I have for years.

“crotch-fruit”

For Trump to be impeached and removed from office, 67 Senators would have to vote in favor of impeachment; assuming no Democrats voted against impeachment, the only way Trump could be impeached is if every single 2018 Senate election was won by a Democrat, and nine Republican Senators voted in favor of impeachment.

and he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids.

‘Heat is a lie.’

The only way this could be more ridiculous is if he would have yelled ‘to infinity and beyond’ before he hit the button.

http://www.grubstreet.com/2017/12/trumps-fast-food-diet-gets-even-more-unsettling.html

The rest of them would have been awkward, but I must admit I would have snickered at ‘“Woof!” to Rep. Labrador’

You don’t have the slightest idea why that bridge collapsed. The only thing know right now is that people are dead and the Theory of Gravity once again passed the test. Don’t jump to conclusions, wait for the report.