I need a spot to park my winnebago for the winter, I wonder what the rate would be?

Appeasement! Never! You wishy Washy Cheese melter. One way is right and the other is wrong! I have no idea which one, but still.

I don’t know what bothers me more, that there is even more harassment going on at ‘America’s most trusted news source’ or that I totally believe Eric when he says he doesn’t remember this specific incident (because there were so many (implied)).

Generally I am against the death penalty but their are certain instances that I don’t think I’d show up for the protest.

What’s a Lola?

It’s been little over a week (aka .9 Scaramuccis)

Sorry, but it’s not a wedding party without Love Shack.

I can’t believe that in a blog post titled...

Is it just me or does the Weasleheaded Fucknugget have a distinctly recognizable “I know something you don’t know” look on his face?

Has anyone thought of the feelings of Beulah?

I demand in the name of Texas that their be immediate genetic testing of that Rabbit to make sure ‘it’ is in the correct bathroom.

That wasn’t what was going on with Priebus. Clinton had lists of people ready to go for the positions that would need to be filled in the government, people with experience, people that said they would serve and it still would have taken months to get them all in place.

“Trump having a temporary moment of clarity and sanity.” 

I was thinking the same thing, ‘why did they film 30 seconds of balloons stuck on a power pole?

Treaties that are verified by a third party like the one between Iraq and the US don’t look so weak now do they. God! I want to push this Gorka guys face to the back of his empty fucking skull.

Tip #2: Don’t steal weapons and tell people you’re gonna kill Police.

“Drink faster if you’re afraid of melt-water”

“Drink faster if you’re afraid of melt-water”